axto:

aleetlepinch:

I’m so sick of people thinking they can just waltz into my room when I’m obviously listening to music in 4/4.

I just wanted to reblog this again because I find it inordinately funny.

oate:

*shows up at ur door 10 years after we had an argument* aND ANOTHER THING

rlymax:

hey pull my finger

*finger detaches*

see you in court asshole

(Source: -tateslangdon)

powerofvoodoo:

geektoriassecret:

thatdisneylover:

HOW IS THIS SUCH BEAUTIFUL QUALITY?

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT THIS IS ACTUALLY JOLIE’S DAUGHTER PLAYING YOUNG AURORA AND HOW TALENTED THIS WOMAN IS TO ACT OUT NOT WANTING TO HOLD AND CUDDLE HER OWN LITTLE WOMB NUGGET LIKE GOTDAMN WOMAN YOU GOOD.

WOMB NUGGET

(Source: maleficent2014)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)

(Source: death-valleyyy)

jordanxdreyer:

but I wish you never had to settle 
for a cold phone, instead of a warm wake up tone. 
but I wish you never had to settle 
for an annoying necessity, instead of a comforting chest cavity. 

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