a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”
and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal
"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."
"I wish I had done everything on earth with you"
The Great Gatsby (2013)
really punk?? really? wanna fight about it?? wanna cuddle about it?? wanna maybe makeout about it??