tomkirk:

my life is just a collection of poorly made decisions with alternative music playing in the background

svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

voaga:

officialfrenchtoast:

i can do whatever i want & no one can stop me

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(Source: subsoot)

“You can’t open up the story of my life, and just fucking go to page 738 and think you know me.”

Arin Hanson (via transboyscout)

unfollower:

tips for college:

  • no 1 cares if you eat alone in the dining hall
  • dont be scared of upperclassmen they dont care
  • dont raise your hand to go to the bathroom 
  • dont bring a handwritten sick note from ur mom

lightthefuze:

fleshandbloodbrother:

fuck that chris evans guy

i’m tryin